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MUNCHER

touches grass · eats ass

He bent over about an hour ago and he hasn't moved since. There's no menu. There's a hole. Enter if you dare, etc.

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Follow

— his sphincter —

his front door, from the inside

Okay. You're inside him now.

He's being very patient about this. Keep going. It's all downhill from here, anatomically speaking.

Turn back(statistically, nobody does)
He can feel your thumb(he says it tickles)
someone has been countingwe've decided not to ask what
the bend in his sigmoid

Sound does something strange in here.

Shout and it comes back smaller every time. He hears all of it eventually. He has never once said anything useful back.

— his colon —

Walk softly through this part.

He had chilli on Tuesday. He's very sorry about this section. Genuinely.

scratched into his lining

Someone's been drawing on his walls.

We don't know who did these and he says he doesn't mind. Left to right.

01He ate something.
02People came to look.
03Nobody left.
04There is grass down there.
taped to the wall down here

Somebody left a note.

This is the address. There is only one. If you find another one anywhere, it's a fake and you've been had. Check every character before you paste it. He can't read and he isn't going to help you.

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Follow everything gets posted on X first
Something glows ahead(it's not what you think)

There's daylight down here. Don't ask how.

— the bottom of muncher · somehow, a meadow —

Oh.

The grass was inside all along.